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Kevin Myers No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn’t getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And by God, we’re not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!
Stifler Vicky, Jessica, great to see you. Glad you could make it. Ha ha, bitches. Sherman!
Sherman Hey!
Stifler What the **** are you doing here?
Finch So, ah, would you object if I said you were quite striking?
Stifler’s Mom Mister Finch, are you trying to seduce me?
Finch Yes ma’am, I am.
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