“Vicky, Jessica, great to see you. Glad you could make it. Ha ha...” – Stifler, American Pie ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from American Pie 1999

Stifler

Vicky, Jessica, great to see you. Glad you could make it. Ha ha, bitches. Sherman!

Sherman

Hey!

Stifler

What the **** are you doing here?

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