“Here's an idea: why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the...” – Steve Stifler, American Pie ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from American Pie 1999

Steve Stifler Seann William Scott

Here's an idea: why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and **** use them!

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