“Hey Kev, seen Shit-break lately?” – Steve Stifler, American Pie ... Movie Quotes Database

Steve Stifler

Hey Kev, seen Shit-break lately?

Kevin

Why? what did you do to him?

Steve Stifler

Me? Nothing. I'm the one whose ass he kicked, remember? Here's one thing I know, Shit-break won't have a problem shitting at school anymore. Slipped a little something into his moccachino. [smirks while showing a jar of laxatives]

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