Scenes with Stifler's Mom
3 scenes
Finch
You have anything to drink?
Stifler's Mom
I believe the kegs are upstairs.
Finch
That is what the cretins drink. I'm talking about alcohol, liquor...the good stuff.
Stifler's Mom
I've got some scotch.
Finch
Single malt?
Stifler's Mom
Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.
Stifler's Mom
[Laughs]
Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Finch?
Finch
Yes Ma'am, I am.
Stifler's Mom
[Stifler's Mom gestures in another direction. Finch looks at pool table and back to Stifler's Mom.]
You're dead.
Finch
So, ah, would you object if I said you were quite striking?
SS Stifler’s Mom
Mister Finch, are you trying to seduce me?
Finch
Yes ma’am, I am.
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