Jim's Dad
[On condoms]
Well, they're safer than a tube sock...
6th most-quoted character in American Pie (1999): in 5 of its 46 quotes
A line from Jim's DadI have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of [hesitates] masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. [pause] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
More lines from Jim's Dad
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Jim's Dad
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
Jim's Dad
[to Jim]
Now, do you know what a clitoris is?
Scenes with Jim's Dad
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Jim's Dad
[talking about masturbation]
It's like playing a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.
Right.
Jim's Dad
It's not a game.
No.
Jim's Dad
What you want is a partner to return the ball. You want a partner, don't you, son?
Oh yeah, Dad. I want a partner.
Jim's Dad
Good. Good. That's very good.
