A scene from American Pie 1999
Jim's Dad

[talking about masturbation]

It's like playing a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.

Jim

Right.

Jim's Dad

It's not a game.

Jim

No.

Jim's Dad

What you want is a partner to return the ball. You want a partner, don't you, son?

Jim

Oh yeah, Dad. I want a partner.

Jim's Dad

Good. Good. That's very good.

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