“Oh! And this one time... at band camp... I stuck a flute in my pussy!” – Michelle, American Pie ... Movie Quotes Database

Michelle

Oh! And this one time... at band camp... I stuck a flute in my pussy!

Jim

[taking a drink then realizes what she said and spits it out]

Excuse me?

Michelle

What? You think I don't know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is... sex-ed. So are we gonna screw soon, 'cuz I'm getting kind of antsy!

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Jim Jason Biggs More Jim quotes →

Michelle Alyson Hannigan More Michelle quotes →

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