Michelle Levenstein Get off my husband, you little piece of shit!
2nd most-quoted character in American Reunion (2012): in 3 of its 9 quotes
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Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
Finch
Not us, our generation, we were more mature.
Stifler
Check it out. Vagina shark.
Finch
[He goes under water, girls scream]
I take that back.
Finch
How is your mother, Stifler?
Stifler
You stay away from my mom, Shitbrick!
Michelle Hey, remember that one time at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each other's hairy wet pussies...
Selena [interrupts Michelle]
Yes, yes. I remember.
Jim Levenstein
Stifler's having a party tonight. Okay, I know that doesn't sound romantic or anything, but remember our first time was at a Stifler party. You made me your bitch.
Michelle Yes. Yes I did.
Jim's Dad
It is so great to see all you kids back in town. And what a terrific soiree are you throwing here tonight. Just wonderful.
Stifler
You know what? I'm gonna get you **** up.
Jim's Dad
Is it an erectile problem? Because sometimes, you can buy a little time... with a well-placed thumb.
MILF Guy #1
Milf?
MILF Guy #2
Milf...?
MILF Guy #1
Milf!
MILF Guy #2
Milf!
MILF Guy #1, MILF Guy #2: Milf! Milf! Milf! Milf! Milf!
Kara Jim? I can't believe it's you. You don't remember me, do you? Remember Teletubbies Tuesdays?
Jim Levenstein
Kara? No, oh my god, what? You're not a kid anymore.
Kara It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter.
Jim Levenstein
I can't believe how much you've grown up.
Kara Thanks. It's actually my 18th birthday tomorrow.
Jim Levenstein
18, wow.
Kara You should come to my party.
Jim Levenstein
Oh, thank you, no, I... that might be...
Kara Please I want you to **** so bad.
You destroyed their Jet Skis.
Stifler
They splashed us, so...
Stifler
**** yeah, Mr. Levenstein!
Jim's Dad
[drunk]
The name's Noah, mother****er!
AJ Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.
Stifler
I'm gonna **** kill you.
Stifler
[from trailer]
Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually, you were. Not you.
Mia What's with you jacking my style, bitch?
Kara's Mom Remember this song?
Sherman [puts My First Kiss on and starts dancing to it] [talking about his divorce]
At least I got to keep little Furlong.
Stifler
You named your kid after Eddie Furlong?
Sherman Yes I did. You know why? Because Terminator 2 is still the greatest film ever made.
Stifler
Dude, you need to get banged bad.
MILF Guy #2
[after seeing Oz rip his undershirt]
Dude, you have an amazing body!
Stifler
[whispering as he drops his shorts and sits on some high school students' cooler]
I'm shitting in their cooler.
Jim Levenstein
[gagging]
I'm going to throw up.
