Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
Not us, our generation, we were more mature.
Check it out. Vagina shark.
I take that back.
How is your mother, Stifler?
You stay away from my mom, Shitbrick!
Hey, remember that one time at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each other's hairy wet pussies...
Selena Yes, yes. I remember.
Stifler's having a party tonight. Okay, I know that doesn't sound romantic or anything, but remember our first time was at a Stifler party. You made me your bitch.
Yes. Yes I did.
It is so great to see all you kids back in town. And what a terrific soiree are you throwing here tonight. Just wonderful.
You know what? I'm gonna get you **** up.
Is it an erectile problem? Because sometimes, you can buy a little time... with a well-placed thumb.
Milf?
Milf...?
Milf!
Milf!
MILF Guy #1, MILF Guy #2: Milf! Milf! Milf! Milf! Milf!
Kara Jim? I can't believe it's you. You don't remember me, do you? Remember Teletubbies Tuesdays?
Kara? No, oh my god, what? You're not a kid anymore.
Kara It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter.
I can't believe how much you've grown up.
Kara Thanks. It's actually my 18th birthday tomorrow.
18, wow.
Kara You should come to my party.
Oh, thank you, no, I... that might be...
Kara Please I want you to **** so bad.
You destroyed their Jet Skis.
They splashed us, so...
**** yeah, Mr. Levenstein!
The name's Noah, mother****er!
AJ Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.
I'm gonna **** kill you.
Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually, you were. Not you.
Mia What's with you jacking my style, bitch?
Kara's Mom Remember this song?
Sherman At least I got to keep little Furlong.
You named your kid after Eddie Furlong?
Sherman Yes I did. You know why? Because Terminator 2 is still the greatest film ever made.
Dude, you need to get banged bad.
Dude, you have an amazing body!
I'm shitting in their cooler.
I'm going to throw up.