Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Scary Movie (2000): in 3 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Cindy (2)
Buffy Well, I'm much more of a people person. I'd rather feed all the hungry little children of the world and much rather help my fellow man than some animal.
Spare a dollar?
Buffy Eww! Get away from me, you bum!
Buffy!? Can't you see that he's just hungry?
I said a dollar, bitch!
Wait, shouldn't we check his wallet?
Buffy For what?
Shit, he might have some money. We already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass!
Good idea, I'll take credit cards!
I want the jewelry!
I'm-a take his drawers!
Buffy Doofy! Mom said get home now.
Tell Mom I'm on official police business.
Buffy Cindy, you okay?
Hey, hey, hey! No talking to the witness!
Buffy Go get in the car, Doofy, she's coming with us.
Does Mom know?
Buffy Yeah, Doofus!
Mom says when I wear this badge your supposed to treat me like a man of the law.
Buffy Yeah, well, Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner!
Yeah! Ha ha! (laughing at Doofy and clapping)
