Scary Movie (2000) · 24 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Scary Movie (2000): in 4 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Cindy (4), Ray (4)
Wait, shouldn't we check his wallet?
For what?
Shit, he might have some money. We already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass!
Bobby Good idea, I'll take credit cards!
I want the jewelry!
I'm-a take his drawers!
Why are you doing this, Bobby?
Bobby Why?! WHY?! You hear that, Ray? I think she wants a motive. Did "Scream" have a plot?
No.
Bobby Did "I Know What You Did Last Summer" make any sense? Don't think so! What the hell's with the sequel, huh? What the hell's with that fat, white Jamaican guy?
Ah, I want to kill that mother****er, man.
It's just bad casting, Bobby...
I thought you loved me.
Bobby Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you discover new things about yourself. That's right, Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.
What? I ain't gay!
Bobby What are you talking about? You took me to that club.
So? They play good music.
Bobby What about our trip to San Francisco?
I wanted to go shopping.
Bobby But... you made love to me.
First of all, you sucked my dick-
Bobby Whatever!
Bobby The point is, Cindy, that I'm a new man, and I'm ready to leave all this behind and start a new live.
So you killed all your friends?
Bobby Oh, no. Just you. And maybe Shorty, but that wasn't planned on anything. But here's the genius part. We're copycatting a serial killer that already exists. It's the perfect crime, Cindy.
But wait! There's more! Hang on to your seat, baby! 'Cause this one's a screamer!
Bobby Uh-oh!
Move your big ass! Come on!
Dad! (Ray shoves Mr. Campbell to the floor) What are you gonna to do? Frame him?
Nah. We're just havin' a little bit of fun with old daddio.
