A character in Scary Movie (2000)

Shorty quotes from Scary Movie (2000)

Marlon Wayans
Played by Marlon Wayans Scary Movie (2000) · 24 quotes

Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Scary Movie (2000): in 2 of its 24 quotes

A line from Shorty [laughs]

Yo, if y'all are watching this tape right now, that means I didn't make it. If I'm a prisoner or worse, dead. Anyhow, I'm gonna tell you the rules to survive this situation. Rule number 1: you gotta be quick. Rule number 2: DON'T fall down. And rule number 3: whatever you do, NEVER LOOK BACK! Y'all wish me luck... SNATCH AND RUN, Y'ALL!

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Scenes with Shorty

1 scene
Reporter

How close were you to the victim?

Shorty

Real close, real close. 'Til the roofies wore off and she woke up, talkin' about pressin' charges. So I just pulled my tongue out her ass and left.

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