Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Scary Movie (2000): in 3 of its 24 quotes
I wanna see what your insides look like.
Well... well then, turn to page 54.
Oh... hey, nice!
Listen asshole, you've had your fun and you better stop or else!
Or else what?
Or else my boyfriend's gonna be here any minute, and he's black and he'll kick your ass!
Oh, really?
Yeah!
You mean the one who wears make-up and dresses like a woman?
How'd you know?
Turn on the patio lights. [man dressed like Prince is tied up.]
Help! Help!
That's not my boyfriend! I mean, I **** him a couple of times, but that's it.
Do you know where I am?
Um, you're, you're behind the couch...
What?! How do you know that?
I can um, see your feet.
Oh, ****! Okay, turn around, close your eyes, no peeking! (The Killer hides under the rug, but then gets up)
Hey, hey, hey! Turn around! No peeking!
Okay, now turn around. Now, do you know where I am? Ha ha ha, you don't, do you?
No, Mr. Killer, I don't know where you are...
I'll give you a big clue! (The Killer pops back out)
Oh, I gotta stop drinking.
