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Drew: Listen asshole, you've had your fun and you better stop or else!
Killer: Or else what?
Drew: Or else my boyfriend's gonna be here any minute, and he's black and he'll kick your ass!
Killer: Oh, really?
Drew: Yeah!
Killer: You mean the one who wears make-up and dresses like a woman?
Drew: How'd you know?
Killer: Turn on the patio lights. [man dressed like Prince is tied up.]
Man: Help! Help!
Drew: That's not my boyfriend! I mean, I ****ed him a couple of times, but that's it.
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