Scary Movie (2000) · 24 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Scary Movie (2000): in 4 of its 24 quotes
A line from Gail Hailstorm [reporting live while a student is in the background fooling around]Hello, I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book "You're Dead, I'm Rich". A small college town is in shock after the unthinkable has happened. A brutal killing spree that left one teen dead... that's it! [pulls out a gun and shoots the student]... two teens dead and this small town shaken and stirred.
Gail Hailstorm Okay, chopzilla, listen up, [holds up her thumb] This little piggy went to the market. [holds up her middle finger] This little piggy stayed home... [points at cameraman] And if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddamn camera, I'm gonna shove my foot up his **** ass - [camera clicks on]
Gail All right, who copped a feel?
Kenny Gail, it was me.
Gail Oh my God.
Kenny It was an accident Gail! I only touched the-the top of the breast. It was so tender and juicy-
Gail SHUT UP!
Gail Have they located Cindy Campbell's father?
No.
Gail Isn't he a suspect?
That is classified information! Where are you getting that?
Gail I'm sorry. My sources is strictly confidential.
Hey, Gail. (To the crowd) Gail swallows!
