Doofy (to runners)
Hey! Slow it down!
Runner
Blow me!
Doofy All right.
Played by Dave Sheridan 
Scary Movie (2000) · 24 quotes
Scary Movie (2000) · 24 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Scary Movie (2000): in 3 of its 24 quotes
Scenes with Doofy
3 scenes Doofy Doofy 
Doofy! Mom said get home now.
Doofy Tell Mom I'm on official police business.
Cindy, you okay?
Doofy Hey, hey, hey! No talking to the witness!
Go get in the car, Doofy, she's coming with us.
Doofy Does Mom know?
Yeah, Doofus!
Doofy Mom says when I wear this badge your supposed to treat me like a man of the law.
Yeah, well, Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner!
All The Police Officers
Yeah! Ha ha! (laughing at Doofy and clapping)
Have they located Cindy Campbell's father?
No.
Isn't he a suspect?
That is classified information! Where are you getting that?
I'm sorry. My sources is strictly confidential.
Doofy Hey, Gail. (To the crowd) Gail swallows!
