Reporter How close were you to the victim?
Real close, real close. 'Til the roofies wore off and she woke up, talkin' about pressin' charges. So I just pulled my tongue out her ass and left.
Played by Peter Bryant 
Scary Movie (2000) · 24 quotes
Scary Movie (2000) · 24 quotes
Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Scary Movie (2000): in 2 of its 24 quotes
A line from TV ReporterReporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the **** outta here! (Starts the van as his crew hurriedly jumps in and slams the doors) C'mon ****, let's go, mother****er!
Scenes with TV Reporter
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