Scary Movie (2000) · 24 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Scary Movie (2000): in 6 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Cindy (6), Bobby (4)
We have to call the police.
Ray No way, I ain't goin' to jail!
We have to!
Hey, Cindy! Do you know what happens to young boys in prison?! All those sex starved convicts just waitin' for a fresh piece of meat?!
Ray Hey, you're right, Cindy, maybe we should call the police.
Wait, shouldn't we check his wallet?
For what?
Shit, he might have some money. We already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass!
Good idea, I'll take credit cards!
I want the jewelry!
Ray I'm-a take his drawers!
Why are you doing this, Bobby?
Why?! WHY?! You hear that, Ray? I think she wants a motive. Did "Scream" have a plot?
Ray No.
Did "I Know What You Did Last Summer" make any sense? Don't think so! What the hell's with the sequel, huh? What the hell's with that fat, white Jamaican guy?
Ray Ah, I want to kill that mother****er, man.
It's just bad casting, Bobby...
I thought you loved me.
Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you discover new things about yourself. That's right, Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.
Ray What? I ain't gay!
What are you talking about? You took me to that club.
Ray So? They play good music.
What about our trip to San Francisco?
Ray I wanted to go shopping.
Ray First of all, you sucked my dick-
Whatever!
Ray No! Watching TV shows doesn't create psycho killers... cancelling TV shows does! (continues to stab Bobby with more violence) The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! It was a good-ass show! And we didn't even get a final episode!
The point is, Cindy, that I'm a new man, and I'm ready to leave all this behind and start a new live.
So you killed all your friends?
Oh, no. Just you. And maybe Shorty, but that wasn't planned on anything. But here's the genius part. We're copycatting a serial killer that already exists. It's the perfect crime, Cindy.
Ray But wait! There's more! Hang on to your seat, baby! 'Cause this one's a screamer!
Ray I'll be back.
Uh-oh!
Ray Move your big ass! Come on!
Dad! (Ray shoves Mr. Campbell to the floor) What are you gonna to do? Frame him?
Ray Nah. We're just havin' a little bit of fun with old daddio.
