Ashtray quotes from Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (1996)

Loc Dog

I told her I don't want to be on welfare my whole life, you know what i'm sayin'. Hey for real n***a I got bigger and better plans, you know what i'm sayin'. Figured I'd get me a job at the post office, you know, maybe at a bank. You know what I'm saying."

Ashtray

"That's all good, man."

Loc Dog

"Work real hard. Work my way up to manager."

Ashtray

"We need more black people like this."

Loc Dog

"You know what I'm saying? Learn the system a little bit. Then I'll rob that [pulls out a pistol an **** it] mother****er blind. Break all yallselves.

Ashtray

So, will I see you again?

Ashtray's Mother

Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies.

Ashtray

We didn't even do nothing.

What? You think you tough?

You ain't so tough now, little ***ga. I hate your black bastards, you *stink*! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.

Ashtray

Oooh, girl, you so tight!

Dashiki

Wrong hole, fool!

Ashtray

Loc Dog was America's worst nightmare, raised in a house with three generations of hopelessness, poverty... and profanity.

Loc Dog's Mom

Loc Dogg, turn that loud ass motha****in music down, you wakin up the ****in babies, motha****a. This still my motha****in house, motha****a...

Loc Dog's Mom

Who tha **** is that on my porch?

Ashtray

Hey, Preach, what up n***a?

Preach

Y'all need to stop using the word n***a. You see, it's terms like the word n***athat the white man uses to take away the self esteem of another race.

Ashtray

Word.

Preach

Oh yeah, remind me to pick my laundry up from that c***k mother****er up the street.

Dashiki

Ooh, Talk dirty to me...

Ashtray

I-Im Cumming! [makes weird grunts then finally falls over]

Dashiki

What did you just say?

Ashtray

uhh... I'll talk about it after my nap [nods off in sleep]