"The Dog" don't bite... unless ya ask.
Loc Dog
Marlon Wayans · 10 quotes
Ashtray
Shawn Wayans · 7 quotes
Dashiki
Tracey Cherelle Jones · 7 quotes
ToothPick
Darrel Heath · 4 quotes
Grandma
Helen Martin · 3 quotes
Preach
Chris Spencer · 3 quotes
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood quotes
Page 1 of 3(After he sees Tray kiss Dashiki)
'ey stupid, you realize you just kissed every **** at this party?
Hey, Preach, what up n***a?
Y'all need to stop using the word n***a. You see, it's terms like the word n***athat the white man uses to take away the self esteem of another race.
Word.
Oh yeah, remind me to pick my laundry up from that c***k mother****er up the street.
Loc Dog was America's worst nightmare, raised in a house with three generations of hopelessness, poverty... and profanity.
Loc Dogg, turn that loud ass motha****in music down, you wakin up the ****in babies, motha****a. This still my motha****in house, motha****a...
Who tha **** is that on my porch?
Oooh, girl, you so tight!
Wrong hole, fool!
So, will I see you again?
Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies.
We didn't even do nothing.
Officer Self Hatred What? You think you tough?
Officer Self Hatred [pulls gun on Ashtray]
You ain't so tough now, little ***ga. I hate your black bastards, you *stink*! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.
Now children, what do we say when we meet a nice man?
Kids
Are you my daddy?
Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met?
Kids
Are you my daddy?
[Within the first minute of their session]
What did you just say?
uhh... I'll talk about it after my nap [nods off in sleep]
Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about being a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about.
Mailman The **** is he talking 'bout?
How much for this candy bar?
Korean Woman
Das five dala!
Five dollars? Damn! I better get some sucky-sucky with that!
I told her I don't want to be on welfare my whole life, you know what i'm sayin'. Hey for real n***a I got bigger and better plans, you know what i'm sayin'. Figured I'd get me a job at the post office, you know, maybe at a bank. You know what I'm saying."
"That's all good, man."
"Work real hard. Work my way up to manager."
"We need more black people like this."
"You know what I'm saying? Learn the system a little bit. Then I'll rob that [pulls out a pistol an **** it] mother****er blind. Break all yallselves.
I'm just tryin' to do to white girls what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years.
Crazy Legs Yeah, what's that?
**** 'em.
[after rescuing Snowflake from Toothpick's gun shots during the final drive by]
Is you okay Snowflake?
Snowflake [smiling with relief]
Oh yes, my big chocolate warrior. [Preach kisses her hand]