Loc Dog
Marlon Wayans · 10 quotes
Ashtray
Shawn Wayans · 7 quotes
Dashiki
Tracey Cherelle Jones · 7 quotes
ToothPick
Darrel Heath · 4 quotes
Grandma
Helen Martin · 3 quotes
Preach
Chris Spencer · 3 quotes
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood quotes
Page 3 of 3[Ashtray and Dashiki are having foreplay on the kitchen floor. Ashtray gets a hot dog out of the fridge and starts rubbing it on Dashiki's face. She sees what it is and takes it and says "nuh-huh fool! that's the baby's lunch!"
[Ashtray and Dashiki are having foreplay on the kitchen floor. Ashtray gets a hot dog out of the fridge and starts rubbing it on Dashiki's face. She sees what it is and takes it from him]
Huh uh, fool. That's the baby's lunch.
[during job interview]
Recruiter: Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill shit."
[Loc Dog shoots a hole though his bedroom door as Ashtray approaches]
Trey, is that you? Hey **** you better start announcing yourself before you get smoked up in here, ****. Damn. You know that chronic make me paranoid, baby. Come here you old fool dog mark ass trick, give me some love.
[repeated line]
Mailman: Message!
[while filling out job application]
Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, ****! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!