Marlon Wayans movie quotes

View Quote [while filling out job application] Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, ****! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!

View Quote [Loc Dog shoots a hole though his bedroom door as Ashtray approaches] Trey, is that you? Hey **** you better start announcing yourself before you get smoked up in here, ****. Damn. You know that chronic make me paranoid, baby. Come here you old fool dog mark ass trick, give me some love.

View Quote "The Dog" don't bite... unless ya ask.

View Quote Ripcord: [parachuting to the White House lawn] I think I'm about to get arrested, again.
Bastille Warden: Ooh, we are not going to kill you, McCullen. We're going to make an example of you! So that no man, woman nor child may ever see your treacherous face again, you shall wear this mask for the term of your natural life.

View Quote Heavy Duty: Standing in front of you are Delta-6 Accelerator suits.
Ripcord: What does it accelerate?
Heavy Duty: You. It'll make you run faster, jump higher and hit harder than any of your enemies. Let's suit up.

View Quote Breaker: Thousands of miles across and ten stories thick, locating McCullen's base will be like finding a needle in a coalmine.
Ripcord: [correcting him] Haystack.
Breaker: Oh, right - haystack in a coalmine.

View Quote Calvin: [to Pops] Look here, old man. You been a real pain in my butt, and you're right. I did rob that jewelry store, and now, there's some real bad people after me. And the people you love are gonna get hurt if I don't get that diamond back. And I don't want that to happen, so you better stay... outta... my... way!

View Quote Walken: What the hell's going on here? That ain't no baby. Who else is here?
Darryl: Nobody.
Walken: Who's here?!
Darryl: Nobody, I swear.
Walken: Come on, inside, inside. There's the little monster. What does he got there?
Darryl: It's an airplane.
Walken: Tell him to get rid of the plane. Get rid of it!
Darryl: Calvin, throw the plane. [Calvin throws the plane and both Darryl and Calvin stay still]
Walken: What are you doing? [Calvin and Darryl point the airplane at him and the plane hits his groin and he falls to the ground on his knees]
Darryl: Don't move!
Walken: [laughs] Save it, tough guy. You're not gonna shoot me.
Calvin: But I will.
Cop 1: Freeze, police!
Cop 2: Freeze, police!
Cop 1: I got this. You, check the house. Black cops, come with me. White lady, you stay here.
Walken: I'm telling you, guys, that ain't no baby. He's a mastermind behind the whole thing.
Cop 1: Get him outta here.
Walken: He's a stone-cold killer, that kid.
Roscoe: Would you get this thing off me?!
Cop 2: Relax. Where you're going, you might wanna keep that on.
Bruno: I don't wanna go to jail. It's too dark. There's no TV.

View Quote [The hockey crowd is booing a hot-tempered player on the Chargers team for beating the Chiefs.]
Darryl: You suck! You suck!
Hockey player: SHUT IT, YOU LOSERS! Wanna come at me?! Come on down here and come play with the big boys!
Darryl: You're a bully! You're a bully, man!
Hockey player: Yeah, I thought so, you princess! Come on, you!
Darryl: Pick on somebody your own size!
Hockey player: Come on down here, then!
[As the hockey player turns away, Calvin chucks a cup full of ice down from the crowd, hitting the player in the back. The player turns to the bleachers, furious.]
Hockey player: Who did that?
[Everyone in the crowd points at Darryl.]
Calvin: Uh-oh. [points at Darryl]
Hockey player: You. [brandishes his hockey stick] YOU'RE DEAD!!!
Darryl: [nervous] I...
[The hockey player smashes the glass wall. The crowd panics as the angry hockey player makes his way to Darryl.]
Darryl: [frightened] Aah, he's gonna kill me!

View Quote [laughs] Yo, if y'all are watching this tape right now, that means I didn't make it. If I'm a prisoner or worse, dead. Anyhow, I'm gonna tell you the rules to survive this situation. Rule number 1: you gotta be quick. Rule number 2: DON'T fall down. And rule number 3: whatever you do, NEVER LOOK BACK! Y'all wish me luck... SNATCH AND RUN, Y'ALL!

View Quote Reporter: How close were you to the victim?
Shorty: Real close, real close. 'Til the roofies wore off and she woke up, talkin' about pressin' charges. So I just pulled my tongue out her ass and left.