Most-quoted character in Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (1996): in 10 of its 39 quotes
A line from Loc Dog [while filling out job application]Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, ****! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!
Loc Dog Trey, is that you? Hey **** you better start announcing yourself before you get smoked up in here, ****. Damn. You know that chronic make me paranoid, baby. Come here you old fool dog mark ass trick, give me some love.
Loc Dog Everyone in the hood been up in her! She got more kids than Mrs. Wayans!
Loc Dog Well, I can see how a pretty little woman like yourself can make a man a little sick- I mean, nervous!
Loc Dog "The Dog" don't bite... unless ya ask.
Loc Dog Yo, pass that shit!
Loc Dog 'ey stupid, you realize you just kissed every **** at this party?
Loc Dog I told her I don't want to be on welfare my whole life, you know what i'm sayin'. Hey for real n***a I got bigger and better plans, you know what i'm sayin'. Figured I'd get me a job at the post office, you know, maybe at a bank. You know what I'm saying."
"That's all good, man."
Loc Dog "Work real hard. Work my way up to manager."
"We need more black people like this."
Loc Dog "You know what I'm saying? Learn the system a little bit. Then I'll rob that [pulls out a pistol an **** it] mother****er blind. Break all yallselves.
Loc Dog How much for this candy bar?
Das five dala!
Loc Dog Five dollars? Damn! I better get some sucky-sucky with that!
Loc Dog Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about being a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about.
Mailman The **** is he talking 'bout?
