[The hockey crowd is booing a hot-tempered player on the Chargers team for beating the Chiefs.]
You suck! You suck!
HP Hockey player
SHUT IT, YOU LOSERS! Wanna come at me?! Come on down here and come play with the big boys!
You're a bully! You're a bully, man!
HP Hockey player
Yeah, I thought so, you princess! Come on, you!
Pick on somebody your own size!
HP Hockey player
Come on down here, then!
HP Hockey player
[As the hockey player turns away, Calvin chucks a cup full of ice down from the crowd, hitting the player in the back. The player turns to the bleachers, furious.]
Who did that?
Calvin [Everyone in the crowd points at Darryl.]
Uh-oh. [points at Darryl]
HP Hockey player
You. [brandishes his hockey stick] YOU'RE DEAD!!!
[The hockey player smashes the glass wall. The crowd panics as the angry hockey player makes his way to Darryl.] [frightened]
Aah, he's gonna kill me!
Hold it right there. Who you talking to, sonny boy? Oh, don't give me that old "goo-goo, ga-ga" crap. Hand me that damn phone! Who is this?
P Percy
Me sorry. Me no speak no English. Wrong number, sorry.
What the...? Who the hell's no speak the English? Who is this? Say something.
I heard some noises, came downstairs and caught this little hoodlum on the phone. He must've been looking for the safe.
Well, he didn't know that.
Calvin Da-da.
Pop, man. He's a baby. It's his first night in a new house. He probably couldn't get no sleep. Look at you, man, holding a shotgun and wearing red socks. You look like Fred Sanford on crack. Put that away, man. Go to bed.
Oh, man, you are good. You are real good. Yeah, I'm gonna keep my eye on you. [Calvin gives him the middle finger] Ooh, you gonna give me the finger? Where'd you learn that, huh? BET videos after dark?
Calvin [to Pops]
Look here, old man. You been a real pain in my butt, and you're right. I did rob that jewelry store, and now, there's some real bad people after me. And the people you love are gonna get hurt if I don't get that diamond back. And I don't want that to happen, so you better stay... outta... my... way!
Say, is this the guy who double-crossed Percy?
Yeah, that's the guy, boss.
Listen, I don't know anyone named Percy. You must have gotten the wrong guy.
Cut the crap. I want my diamond.
Well, that's too bad. I guess we're just gonna have to beat it out of you.
I just called the cops, and they're on their way over here.
Really? That doesn't leave us much time then. [to thugs] Take him.
Calvin Dada. Dada.
Take him upstairs. I wanna talk to you.
It's just that... I don't have... Ow! Ow! Hey, that's my nipple!
All right, dude. You busted my Sergio da Vincis $62.50 designer frames. Not cool. Not cool. Okay, buddy. We can either do this the easy way or the hard way.
Calvin I think I like it the hard way.
Dude, you just woke the dragon up. Prepare for pain!
Calvin It's time for the dragon to go back to sleep.
B Bruno
What are you doing? Stop.
Calvin You going down, Sasquatch.
What the hell's going on here? That ain't no baby. Who else is here?
Come on, inside, inside. There's the little monster. What does he got there?
Tell him to get rid of the plane. Get rid of it!
Calvin, throw the plane. [Calvin throws the plane and both Darryl and Calvin stay still]
What are you doing? [Calvin and Darryl point the airplane at him and the plane hits his groin and he falls to the ground on his knees]
[laughs]
Save it, tough guy. You're not gonna shoot me.
Calvin But I will.
C1 Cop 1
I got this. You, check the house. Black cops, come with me. White lady, you stay here.
I'm telling you, guys, that ain't no baby. He's a mastermind behind the whole thing.
C1 Cop 1
Get him outta here.
He's a stone-cold killer, that kid.
Would you get this thing off me?!
C2 Cop 2
Relax. Where you're going, you might wanna keep that on.
B Bruno
I don't wanna go to jail. It's too dark. There's no TV.
