Pops
Hold it right there. Who you talking to, sonny boy? Oh, don't give me that old "goo-goo, ga-ga" crap. Hand me that damn phone! Who is this?
Me sorry. Me no speak no English. Wrong number, sorry.
Pops
What the...? Who the hell's no speak the English? Who is this? Say something.
Darryl
Pop, what are you doing?
Pops
I heard some noises, came downstairs and caught this little hoodlum on the phone. He must've been looking for the safe.
Darryl
We don't have a safe.
Pops
Well, he didn't know that.
Calvin
Da-da.
Darryl
Pop, man. He's a baby. It's his first night in a new house. He probably couldn't get no sleep. Look at you, man, holding a shotgun and wearing red socks. You look like Fred Sanford on crack. Put that away, man. Go to bed.
Pops
Oh, man, you are good. You are real good. Yeah, I'm gonna keep my eye on you. [Calvin gives him the middle finger] Ooh, you gonna give me the finger? Where'd you learn that, huh? BET videos after dark?
