John Witherspoon movie quotes

View Quote Call me, baby, call Silas.

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View Quote Look, I ain't no ghoul!

View Quote Pops: You don't mess with a man from Detroit? You hear me? I'm from Detroit!
Darryl: What the hell's going on here?
Vanessa: Daddy, get off of him. Get off of the baby.
Darryl: Stop it.
Pops: That ain't no baby, that's a criminal.
Vanessa: I've had it with you. I'm calling Whispering Glen.
Pops: Vanessa, I ain't crazy. You see, I know what is and I know what ain't is. And he ain't is what he say he is. You see, is is and ain't's ain't. Check the teddy bear. The teddy bear. Teddy bear knows. Come on, then. Please.
Whispering Glen Manager: We'll take good care of your father. Whispering Glen is a safe facility. Give him a couple days to adjust...
Pops: Let me go!
Whispering Glen Manager: ...and then come visit.
Pops: Vanessa, believe me. Is is, ain't's ain't.
Nurse: Use the taser if you have to.
Pops: Check the teddy bear. The teddy bear. [screams as he gets tased]

View Quote Pops: Oh, no, you don't! No, you don't! No, no, no!
Vanessa: Dad!
Darryl: C'mon, Pop, let him sit there. Let him have a cookie.
Pops: This is my throne, my sanctuary. This is my air, my end zone.
Darryl: It's just a cookie.
Pops: Oh, it start with the cookie. And then they want to come to dinner. Then they want to move in. Next thing you know, they're married to your daughter.
Darryl: See, why he got to bring it back here when he...
Pops: He already made that mistake once.
Darryl: Hey, hey. Come on, now.
Pops: Mmm-mmm.
Vanessa: Honey.
Pops: No more, my brother. Nobody makes a fool out of me. I'm from Detroit.
Vanessa: Ooh, someone is at the door.
Darryl: I can't wait for everyone to meet little Calvin. I am so excited.
Pops: Yeah, yeah. Introduce him to everybody else, and then go over to someone else's house. Cookie's got a little bite to it.

View Quote Pops: Hold it right there. Who you talking to, sonny boy? Oh, don't give me that old "goo-goo, ga-ga" crap. Hand me that damn phone! Who is this?
Percy: Me sorry. Me no speak no English. Wrong number, sorry.
Pops: What the...? Who the hell's no speak the English? Who is this? Say something.
Darryl: Pop, what are you doing?
Pops: I heard some noises, came downstairs and caught this little hoodlum on the phone. He must've been looking for the safe.
Darryl: We don't have a safe.
Pops: Well, he didn't know that.
Calvin: Da-da.
Darryl: Pop, man. He's a baby. It's his first night in a new house. He probably couldn't get no sleep. Look at you, man, holding a shotgun and wearing red socks. You look like Fred Sanford on crack. Put that away, man. Go to bed.
Pops: Oh, man, you are good. You are real good. Yeah, I'm gonna keep my eye on you. [Calvin gives him the middle finger] Ooh, you gonna give me the finger? Where'd you learn that, huh? BET videos after dark?

View Quote I'm a player, but I don't play that way!