Roscoe quotes from Little Man (2006)

Walken

Say, is this the guy who double-crossed Percy?

Yeah, that's the guy, boss.

Darryl

Listen, I don't know anyone named Percy. You must have gotten the wrong guy.

Walken

Cut the crap. I want my diamond.

Darryl

I don't have it.

Walken

Well, that's too bad. I guess we're just gonna have to beat it out of you.

Darryl

I just called the cops, and they're on their way over here.

Walken

Really? That doesn't leave us much time then. [to thugs] Take him.

Darryl

Wait, wait, wait, guys.

Calvin

Dada. Dada.

Walken

Who's this little guy?

Darryl

That's my son.

Walken

Take him upstairs. I wanna talk to you.

Cute kid.

Darryl

It's just that... I don't have... Ow! Ow! Hey, that's my nipple!

Walken

Now tell me, where's my diamond?

Darryl

I already told you, I don't have it.

Walken

You don't tell me where my diamond is, that cute little baby of yours is gonna get hurt. [Bruno falls down the stairs, screaming] Moron, get the kid! Get the kid. I want him.

Ah, there you are! Come on, buddy. Come to Uncle Roscoe. Uh-uh. Okay, now, play nicey-nicey. [Calvin whacks Roscoe with a golf club, and Roscoe falls down the stairs and breaks his shades]

All right, dude. You busted my Sergio da Vincis $62.50 designer frames. Not cool. Not cool. Okay, buddy. We can either do this the easy way or the hard way.

Calvin

I think I like it the hard way.

Did we get him?

He's yours, man.

Dude, you just woke the dragon up. Prepare for pain!

Calvin

It's time for the dragon to go back to sleep.

What are you doing? Stop.

Calvin

You going down, Sasquatch.

Better not.

Walken

What the hell's going on here? That ain't no baby. Who else is here?

Darryl

Nobody.

Walken

Who's here?!

Darryl

Nobody, I swear.

Walken

Come on, inside, inside. There's the little monster. What does he got there?

Darryl

It's an airplane.

Walken

Tell him to get rid of the plane. Get rid of it!

Darryl

Calvin, throw the plane. [Calvin throws the plane and both Darryl and Calvin stay still]

Walken

What are you doing? [Calvin and Darryl point the airplane at him and the plane hits his groin and he falls to the ground on his knees]

Darryl

Don't move!

Walken

Save it, tough guy. You're not gonna shoot me.

Calvin

But I will.

Freeze, police!

Freeze, police!

I got this. You, check the house. Black cops, come with me. White lady, you stay here.

Walken

I'm telling you, guys, that ain't no baby. He's a mastermind behind the whole thing.

Get him outta here.

Walken

He's a stone-cold killer, that kid.

Would you get this thing off me?!

Relax. Where you're going, you might wanna keep that on.

I don't wanna go to jail. It's too dark. There's no TV.