Scary Movie (2000) · 24 quotes
Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Scary Movie (2000): in 2 of its 24 quotes
A line from GregA small dick's like a disability, man! Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh? Where are you, you sick ****?! I'll kick the shit outta you, all right?! It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at!
We have to call the police.
No way, I ain't goin' to jail!
We have to!
Greg Hey, Cindy! Do you know what happens to young boys in prison?! All those sex starved convicts just waitin' for a fresh piece of meat?!
Hey, you're right, Cindy, maybe we should call the police.
