Craig You know, just because you and your brother are having problems, doesn't mean you have to refer to my intellectual capacity in a dimunitive manner.
Played by Lochlyn Munro 
A Night at The Roxbury (1998) · 36 quotes
A Night at The Roxbury (1998) · 36 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in A Night at The Roxbury (1998): in 3 of its 36 quotes
A line from CraigMan, I owe you [pulls out an energy bar called "Big Time"] BIG TIME! For bringing me here!
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1 quote Craig Scenes with Craig
1 scene Craig So hey, let me ask you something. How long have we been friends?
All seven years of high-school.
Yeah, at least.
Craig That's why I gotta be real with you right now and I’m not going to sugarcoat it. Look this is aprofessional trainer, guys, I'm a little worried about your triceps. i mean you guys aren’t going all the way down and it's called full extention. And I'm not seeing it.
Craig, you're right. We actually had a long talk about that the other night.
Looong taaalk.
Craig I just don't want you guys to cheat on yourselves. And I'm sorry to come down here like this but ... pfff ... in a weird way it's my job.
Hey, that's why we love you and we hate you.
Craig So, still friends?
You know it!
Craig I'm glad we had this talk.
