Doug Butabi Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island. - man, that was a sweet show - Yeah, it was a sweet show.
Tied for most-quoted character in A Night at The Roxbury (1998): in 20 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: Steve Butabi (11), Kamehl Butabi (2), Cambi (2)
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
What?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants!
More lines from Doug Butabi
4 quotes Doug Butabi Doug Butabi Hi. You've reached Doug Butabi. I'm not here right now because I'm too busy outside living it up, unlike my pussy-whipped brother who's too busy throwing his life away for Emily. Beep.
Doug Butabi So... you guys wanna make out or what?
Doug Butabi Hey, Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Scenes with Doug Butabi
15 scenes Doug You can take our phones and you can take our keys, but you cannot take away our dreams.
Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.
So hey, let me ask you something. How long have we been friends?
All seven years of high-school.
Doug Yeah, at least.
That's why I gotta be real with you right now and I’m not going to sugarcoat it. Look this is aprofessional trainer, guys, I'm a little worried about your triceps. i mean you guys aren’t going all the way down and it's called full extention. And I'm not seeing it.
Doug Craig, you're right. We actually had a long talk about that the other night.
Looong taaalk.
I just don't want you guys to cheat on yourselves. And I'm sorry to come down here like this but ... pfff ... in a weird way it's my job.
Hey, that's why we love you and we hate you.
So, still friends?
Doug and Steve You know it!
I'm glad we had this talk.
Doug About the store? You sit around thinking about the store? You're supposed to be thinking about ... (sees two hot ladies) Hey what's up? (to the ladies)
You want some of this?
Doug Or a little of that?
Doug Why go out for burgers when you have steak at home?
You're right, we should go out for lunch after this.
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
Doug Steve, slow down.
I can't help it man, it's hottie overload.
Doug Just pace yourself.
Ok... What's up?... 2, 3, 4. What's up?... 2, 3, 4...
Wait a minute, did you just grab my ass?
Doug No.
Do you want to?
Doug No... should I?
Doug So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Yeah, he was, seriously.
Doug And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
And who do you think that guy was?
Doug Emilio Estevez.
The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
Doug Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
I was like, "Emilio."
Bouncer
Nobody gets in unless they talk to the list.
Doug We're on the list.
Bouncer
Name?
Steve and Doug Butabi.
Bouncer
You're brothers?
Doug No...?
YES.
Doug Man, works every time.
Bouncer
That's very funny.
Yea, Doug's hilarious.
Doug [outside The Roxbury]
So... you want to dance?
Girl
We're not in the club yet.
Doug Right.
What I do understand is that you're going to a big new hot club tonight. Is that what it is?
Doug That's right.
Exactly.
What I don't understand is how you're gonna get there. [Kamehl takes their car keys]
Doug, Steve What are you doing? God. Man.
There you are. We got scared.
Doug Of who, we'll kick his ass.
No we got scared someone stole you away from us.
Doug Oh... oh, like some other girls would steal us away.
Oh...OH.
Doug About 8 o'clock, 8:15. Yeah, all the time.
BMW.
Doug Right at sunset.
Vanilla mostly.
What's up?
Hottie Cop Do you know you were doing 50?
Doug [whispers to Steve]
Hottie cop likes you. Think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move.
What's up?
Hottie Cop Just giving you an $80 ticket.
Doug [whispers to Steve]
She is so into you
Hottie Cop I want you to do me a favor.
What ever you say, "T.J. Hooker".
Hottie Cop (laughs)
Please obey all posted speed limits. Have a good night
It's already been good, now that you have served and protected me.
Doug [Hottie cop leaves]
Way to go brother! You got her badge number and you got a date to meet her at the Municipal State Court. Up top. Very nice! Yeah!
Doug So, is Johnny Depp meeting up here?
Richard Grieco *hostile tone*...no.
Doug Dad, last night, we made some very important business contacts.
Really? Doing what? Dancing the Macarena with Donald Trump?
