Chris Kattan movie quotes

37 quotes from 4 movies

A Night at The Roxbury (1998) as Doug Butabi

View Quote Doug: Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cambi: What?
Doug: 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!

View Quote Hi. You've reached Doug Butabi. I'm not here right now because I'm too busy outside living it up, unlike my pussy-whipped brother who's too busy throwing his life away for Emily. Beep.

View Quote Hey, Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

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House on Haunted Hill (1999) as Watson Pritchett

View Quote Sorry to interrupt. God dammit, you give me my god damn check right now! 'Cuz I want it! So you give it! Now! I'm serious.

View Quote The house doesn't care what's fair, who lives or dies. Know why? Cause it's a **** house!

View Quote [walks slowly up to Sarah] You don't... get it... do you? This house is pissed. It has no morals, cuz it's a **** house!

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Undercover Brother (2002) as Mr. Feather

View Quote Little by little we're blending and merging until one day we're all going to be one united people, living and working and dancing together like the news, or Ally McBeal, or the people that work at Saturn! And we've gotta stop it before it's too late!

View Quote Everything is "A party over here!" with you people, isn't it?

View Quote It's time to release our secret weapon. I call it... Black Man's Kryptonite.

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Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015) as Kakie

View Quote The scariest monster of all is diabetes!

View Quote A monster always shares.