Watson Pritchett [to Eddie]
Price didn't make the list, the house did... Cause she's a vengeful stupid whore! [kicks the machinery]
2nd most-quoted character in House on Haunted Hill (1999): in 11 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Eddie Baker (4), Sara Wolfe (2)
Sorry to interrupt. God dammit, you give me my god damn check right now! 'Cuz I want it! So you give it! Now! I'm serious.
More lines from Watson Pritchett
3 quotes Watson Pritchett Watson Pritchett [walks slowly up to Sarah]
You don't... get it... do you? This house is pissed. It has no morals, cuz it's a **** house!
Watson Pritchett The house doesn't care what's fair, who lives or dies. Know why? Cause it's a **** house!
Scenes with Watson Pritchett
7 scenes
Oh, so then we'll just stay here 'til morning.
Watson Pritchett [sarcastic]
Oh, great. I'm sure we'll all be mutilated beyond recognition by then.
Watson Pritchett [turns around]
That? What just happened to you there... that's nothing. You've just been playing around with a ghost. Wait til somebody lets out the Darkness in this place. That's a whole... that's a whole new bunch of crazy shit. That's... you'll hate that shit.
I'm trying to figure out who or what Melissa was taping when she disappeared.
Right, then where will we be?
Watson Pritchett Out of Scotch, thanks to you, Ass!
Watson Pritchett Jesus, she's dead. She was cute too. God, I'd love to get laid before I die.
Watson Pritchett [Pritchett looks at Evelyn.]
How you doin' tonight?
Watson Pritchett [Evelyn glares at him.]
Yeah, I'm alright.
[Pritchett goes back to heavy drinking]
Is this house really haunted?
Watson Pritchett [near hysterical]
It's uh, well, bleh... hah... yeah, it's pretty scary.
Watson Pritchett Booga booga.
Watson Pritchett I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.
