Steven H. Price Let's go down and greet your guests. Show them the real you: corny as Kansas on the fourth of July.
Most-quoted character in House on Haunted Hill (1999): in 13 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Evelyn Stockard-Price (7)
Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter you just hit a seventy three.
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Steven H. Price Ever see one that starts at the top? 20 stories worth of top.
Scenes with Steven H. Price
9 scenes
Get off me, you pervert!
Steven H. Price Congratulations. I don't think Evelyn's said that to anything with testicles, ever.
Very funny, Stephen. Have you?
Channel 3 Reporter [After Price receives a call from Evelyn.]
So Mr. Price, business or pleasure?
Steven H. Price Neither. My wife.
I gave you a goddamn guest list two pages long. Where the hell are they?
Steven H. Price Shredded. Sorry. Decided to whip up one of my own - a group so hungry for money they'd do anything. I thought you'd be more comfortable with your peers.
[After Evelyn caught Price when he attempts to leave]
And where are you off to, Mr. Price? Checking the wiring on the animatronic mummies?
Steven H. Price I'm just gonna go take a leak, if it's okay with you.
[Steven Price surprises Eddie, Sara, and Pritchett. Eddie almost shoots Price with his gun]
That's a good way to get your head blown off, man!
Steven H. Price I'll recommend it to Evelyn.
Stephen, if you really love me, you'll find a way to drop dead in the next second.
Steven H. Price Oh but baby, finding ways for me to die is really your thing. Let's not forget the O.J. knife with the not-so-retractable blade, the Jim Jones Kool-Aid which was exactly that.
Accidents, all accidents until proven otherwise.
Steven H. Price Come on honey, let's go down and meet your guests.
You go ahead darling, I'm just going to run scolding. Hot water over the places you just touched me.
Who invited them?
Steven H. Price I don't know, it wasn't me and you say it wasn't you, who then, Evelyn? Ghosts?
Ooh, spooky.
Oh Steven you poor clueless old geek, all it would have taken was a simple divorce and ripping our prenup into tiny itsy bitsy little pieces, but no matter how it ended please just know one thing, from the first moment I laid eyes on you I have always, always loved... your money. On the other hand just the sight of you has made me want to puke.
Steven H. Price [Steven wakes up and grabs Evelyn by the throat.]
Is that a fact princess? I mean you could have saved us all a great deal of time not to mention money if you'd have just let me in on it years ago.
Steven H. Price You must be kidding me, I'm Steven goddamn Price.
Steven H. Price Anything angel just speak it.
What are you going to do?
Steven H. Price Just what you wanted everyone here to believe in the first place, I'm gonna murder you, Evelyn, with the greatest of pleasure.
Witnesses.
Steven H. Price [grabbing her by her hair and pulling her up off the floor]
You're already dead, Evelyn.
Steven H. Price [Steven kisses her.]
Happy birthday baby!
[Steven throws her to a decayed door.]
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