Steven H. Price quotes
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Let's go down and greet your guests. Show them the real you: corny as Kansas on the fourth of July.
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Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?
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[Discussing Evelyn's birthday party plans over the phone] Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter you just hit a seventy three.
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Ever see one that starts at the top? 20 stories worth of top.