Casanova Frankenstein "Hello, Champion City. Daddy... is home!"
Played by Geoffrey Rush 
Mystery Men (1999) · 142 quotes
Mystery Men (1999) · 142 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Mystery Men (1999): in 14 of its 142 quotes
Most scenes with: Captain Amazing (4), Mr. Furious (2)
"A fish-fork is no match for my machine!"
More lines from Casanova Frankenstein
6 quotes Casanova Frankenstein Casanova Frankenstein "When the clock strikes twelve... cuckoo, cuckoo... you will be dead. And my city will be given a new state of mind."
Casanova Frankenstein "Tonight I am going to do to Champion City what I have done to its greatest superhero — und there will still be time to go up, get down... und boogie!"
Casanova Frankenstein "I have created a beautiful machine that is going to encourage our fellow citizens to share my vision of the future! Can you dig it?"
Casanova Frankenstein "It is so easy to get the better of people when they care about each other — which is why evil will always have the edge.
Casanova Frankenstein "Yes, of course, you may absolutely bring za brewskies."
Scenes with Casanova Frankenstein
7 scenes Casanova Frankenstein Ah, the old Disco Room. Just as I left it.
You been locked up for twenty years, Casanova. A lot of things have changed since then.
Casanova Frankenstein It must have been hard for you, Tony, the way times and styles have changed... hearing the people say that disco is dead...
Casanova Frankenstein Yes, Tony! That is the passion I remember! Stick with me, Tony, and you will dance again... when I rule this town.
Casanova Frankenstein Captain Amazing — what a surprise.
Really? I'm not so sure about that. Your first night of freedom and you blow up the asylum. Interesting choice. I knew you couldn't change.
Casanova I knew you'd know that.
Oh, I know. And I knew you'd know I'd know you knew.
Casanova But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know that?
... Of course.
We've always been each other's greatest nemesises... uh, nemesee... wh-what's the plural on that?
Casanova Frankenstein [Wearily]
Nemeses.
Whatever. You're going to prison for life this time, Casanova. You see, here in Champion City we still do a fairly brisk trade... in justice.
Casanova I thought it was all about publicity and keeping your sponsors happy.
See, it's that kind of cynicism that I truly feel is starting to poison society.
Lookee here — a multi-frequency radio detonator! You really should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence.
Casanova Frankenstein Oh, no, no, no, no. This is an amusing little gizmo. It's really quite cool.
Yeah? What is it? [the gizmo emits a spurt of vapor into his face] Yuck!
Casanova It's a chloroform-deploying enticement snare.
Aw, DANG! [he collapses]
Casanova Poor Lancie. You really are so predictable.
Listen, I really think we need to talk about your plans here.
Casanova Frankenstein You know my plans, Lancie. Tomorrow night... I'm going to kill you.
Right. That's the part that really doesn't work for me.
Do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock, 'cause I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open.
Casanova Frankenstein It is 'Pandora'.
Uh, please don't correct me. It sickens me.
Casanova Ya, ya, ya. We've heard all that before.
No, no, no... Rage... really taking over...
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