"Just... be... Roy. Okay?" ~ Monica
Mr. Furious
Ben Stiller · 34 quotes
The Shoveler
William H. Macy · 24 quotes
The Blue Raja
Hank Azaria · 23 quotes
The Bowler
Janeane Garofalo · 22 quotes
Casanova Frankenstein
Geoffrey Rush · 14 quotes
The Sphinx
Wes Studi · 14 quotes
Doctor Heller
Tom Waits · 11 quotes
Invisible Boy
Kel Mitchell · 11 quotes
Captain Amazing
Greg Kinnear · 7 quotes
The Spleen
Paul Reubens · 6 quotes
Tony P
Suzy Eddie Izzard · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Mr. Furious & The Shoveler (8), Mr. Furious & The Blue Raja (8), The Shoveler & The Blue Raja (8)
Mystery Men quotes
Page 1 of 10"A fish-fork is no match for my machine!"
"All my life I've been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear."
"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."
"Baby, you shovel better than any man I've ever known... but that does not make you a superhero. You're a good husband, and a good father. Nothing more." ~ Lucille (Mrs. Shoveler)
"But, seeing as it is your first night I shall FORKgive you if you FORKget."
"Casanova will have many weapons. To defeat him we will need to have more than forks and flatulence."
"Come on — haven't you guys ever been a kid? Haven't you guys ever... had a dream?"
"Dig this, Shovel Man!" ~ Tony C
"Do not go there, my son! When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts."
"Do you think there's a really angry way I could say I'm sorry?"
"Do you wannna go back in the bag? Is that how we're gonna play this? You make the rules."
"Do yourself a favor and don't punch my clock 'cause I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open!"
"Don't mess with the volcano, my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."
"Flip the switch, lady. Don't stare at me, lift your left arm and flip it, you moron! You're a MORON! You're a MORON!" ~ Captain Amazing