The Spleen "Why are you guys always dissing me? I'm a superhero too, you know! I have powers."
Played by Paul Reubens 
Mystery Men (1999) · 142 quotes
Mystery Men (1999) · 142 quotes
10th most-quoted character in Mystery Men (1999): in 6 of its 142 quotes
A line from The Spleen"It all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day while walking with some friends I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I had smelt it, she decreed that I would forevermore be... he who dealt it!"
More lines from The Spleen
4 quotes The Spleen The Spleen "If you want to know what my power is, pull my finger."
The Spleen "This is weird in here. It's scary and weird."
The Spleen "It's the FUNKYSKUNKULATOR!"
Scenes with The Spleen
1 scene The Spleen [Escaping Casanova Frankenstein's mansion after bungling the rescue]
Where's Captain Amazing?
Raja murdered him!
