Paul Reubens movie quotes

44 quotes from 5 movies

Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) as Pee-wee Herman

View Quote [as hotel desk clerk; in deep voice] Paging Mr. Herman! Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk!

View Quote Go ahead and SCREAM your head off! WE'RE MILES FROM WHERE ANYONE CAN HEAR YOU!!!

View Quote [falls off bike after attempting tricks] I meant to do that!

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Big Top Pee-wee (1988) as Pee-wee Herman

View Quote I call it... the hot dog tree, because... Well, it's a hot dog tree.

View Quote [singing] Pee-wee Herman had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!

View Quote Look, Vance: the calilillies are in bloom a-gain.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) as Amilyn

View Quote "Admit it, Buffy. Don't you sometimes feel... less than fresh?"

View Quote Buffy:Oh yeah?Clap

View Quote "You ruined my new jacket!" [to henchmen] "Kill him a LOT!" [after his left arm has been torn off]

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Mystery Men (1999) as The Spleen

View Quote "It all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day while walking with some friends I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I had smelt it, she decreed that I would forevermore be... he who dealt it!"

View Quote "If you want to know what my power is, pull my finger."

View Quote "This is weird in here. It's scary and weird."

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The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) as Lock

View Quote Jack: And one more thing... leave that no-account Oogie Boogie out of this!
Barrel: Whatever you say, Jack.
Shock: Of course, Jack.
Lock: Wouldn't dream of it, Jack.
[They cross their fingers behind their backs.]

View Quote Shock: [pushing Santa down the pipe] I think he might be too big!
Lock: No he's not. If he can fit down a chimney, he can fit down here.

View Quote Shock: [singing] I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.
Barrel: [singing] I'm not the dumb one.
Lock: [singing] You're no fun!
Shock: [singing] Shut up!
Lock: [singing] Make me!

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