Most scenes together: Lock & Shock (6), Lock & Barrel (4), Shock & Barrel (4)
I looked in every mausoleum.
We opened the sarcophagi!
I tromped through the Pumpkin Patch.
I peeked behind the Cyclops' Eye. I did, but he wasn't there!
You can come out now, if you promised to behave. Sally? Sally? [sees the window open] Ooh, GONE AGAIN! [throws down the lantern] What we gonna do now?
Sally! You came back.
I had to.
For this. [holds Sally's detached arm; she causes it to wave at herself]
Shall we then? [later, he's reattaching Sally's right arm] That's twice this month you've slipped Deadly Nightshade into my tea and run off.
Three times.
You're mine, you know! I made you with my own hands.
You can make other creations. I'm restless. I can't help it.
It's a phase, my dear, it'll pass. We need to be patient, that's all.
But I don't want to be patient!!!
That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off.
Jack! Jack! We got him! We got him! [they appear with a full sack]
Perfect! Open it up, quickly! [they open the sack and the Easter Bunny leaps out] That's not Sandy Claws.
It isn't?
Who is it?
A BUNNY!
NOT Sandy Claws! Take him back!
We followed your instructions.
We went through the door.
Which door?! There's more than one! Sandy Claws is behind the door shaped like THIS! [holds up a Christmas tree shaped cookie]
I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, sir. [to Lock, Shock and Barrel] Take him home first, and apologize again! Be careful with Sandy Claws when you fetch him. Treat him nicely!
Got it!
We'll get it right...
...Next time!
My dearest friend, if you don't mind, / I'd like to join you by your side, / Where we can gaze into the stars...
And sit together / Now and forever. / For it is plain / As anyone can see / We're simply meant to be.
Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?
Let me see, let me look!
Is it rotted and covered with gook?!
And one more thing... leave that no-account Oogie Boogie out of this!
Whatever you say, Jack.
Of course, Jack.
Wouldn't dream of it, Jack.
[They cross their fingers behind their backs.]
Forgive me, Mr. Claws. I'm afraid I've made a terrible mess of your holiday.
Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack?! The next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to HER. [points to Sally] She's the only one who makes any SENSE around this insane asylum! [mutters to himself] Skeletons, boogie-men...
I hope there's still time.
To save Christmas? Of course there is! I'm Santa Claus!
How did you get down here, Sally?
Uh, well, I was trying to...well, I wanted to...
To help me?
I couldn't let you just...
Sally, I can't believe I never realized that you...
[he is interrupted by a spotlight suddenly shining on them, held by the Mayor]
The job I have for you is top secret, it requires craft, cunning, mischief...
And we thought you didn't like us, Jack. [she, Lock and Barrel giggle at this]
Absolutely no one is to know about it, not a soul! Now, and one more thing, leave that no-account Oogie Boogie OUT OF THIS! [whispers for a time]
Whatever you say, Jack.
Of course, Jack.
Wouldn't dream of it, Jack.
[The trio giggle again, and reveal that they have all crossed their fingers]
Santa?
Merry Christmas! And what is your name?
I... um...
That's all right. I have a present for you anyway. There you go, sonny!
And what did Santa bring you, Honey?
[The kid shows his parents his present—a shrunken head.] Mother, Father Aaaaaahhhhhh!
Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws! / Beat him with a stick! / Lock him up for ninety years! / See what makes him tick!
No, how JOLLY!
Ohhh... [depressed] How jolly our Christmas will be...
