What's this? / What's this? / There's color everywhere / What's this? / There's white things in the air / What's this? / I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming / Wake up, Jack! This isn't fair! / What's this?
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) · 56 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993): in 21 of its 56 quotes
Most scenes with: Mayor (3), Lock (3), Shock (3)
And since I am dead, I can take off my head, to recite Shakespearean quotations / No animal or man can SCREAM like I can, with the fury of my recitations!
More lines from Jack Skellington
7 quotesThere's children throwing snowballs / instead of throwing heads / they're busy building toys / and absolutely no one's dead!
And they call him "Sandy Claws".
Of course I've been too close to see, the answer's right in front of me!
Just because I cannot see it doesn't mean I can't believe it!
You know, I think this Christmas thing / Is not as tricky as it seems, / And why should they have all the fun? / It should belong to anyone! / Not anyone, in fact, but me! / Why, I could make a Christmas tree, / And there's no reason I can find / I couldn't handle Christmas time! / I bet I could improve it, too, / And that's exactly what I'll do!
Eureka! This year Christmas will be ours!
Scenes with Jack Skellington
13 scenesForgive me, Mr. Claws. I'm afraid I've made a terrible mess of your holiday.
Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack?! The next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to HER. [points to Sally] She's the only one who makes any SENSE around this insane asylum! [mutters to himself] Skeletons, boogie-men...
I hope there's still time.
To save Christmas? Of course there is! I'm Santa Claus!
We take an oversized sock, and hang it like this on a wall.
Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?
Let me see, let me look!
Is it rotted and covered with gook?!
No, how JOLLY!
Ohhh... [depressed] How jolly our Christmas will be...
And one more thing... leave that no-account Oogie Boogie out of this!
Whatever you say, Jack.
Of course, Jack.
Wouldn't dream of it, Jack.
[They cross their fingers behind their backs.]
I had the most terrible vision.
That's splendid!
No - it was about your Christmas. There was smoke, and fire...
That's not MY Christmas! MY Christmas is filled with laughter, and joy... and this: my Sandy Claws outfit. I want you to make it.
Jack, please listen to me. It's going to be a disaster!
How could it be? Just follow the pattern! This part's red, the trim is white...
It's a mistake, Jack!
Now, don't be modest. Who else is clever enough to make my Sandy Claws outfit?
Santa?
Merry Christmas! And what is your name?
I... um...
That's all right. I have a present for you anyway. There you go, sonny!
And what did Santa bring you, Honey?
[The kid shows his parents his present—a shrunken head.] Mother, Father Aaaaaahhhhhh!
How did you get down here, Sally?
Uh, well, I was trying to...well, I wanted to...
To help me?
I couldn't let you just...
Sally, I can't believe I never realized that you...
[he is interrupted by a spotlight suddenly shining on them, held by the Mayor]
My dearest friend, if you don't mind, / I'd like to join you by your side, / Where we can gaze into the stars...
And sit together / Now and forever. / For it is plain / As anyone can see / We're simply meant to be.
You were a scream, Jack.
It was terrifying!
You're a witch's fondest dream.
Thanks, Jack! We owe it all to you! Why, without your leadership------
Not at all, Mayor. [But the Mayor doesn't notice that anything is wrong. He is too intent on keeping the crowd's attention focused on where it shall be; on himself]
It's now my pleasure to give out the wonderful prizes. Our first award goes to the vampires, for most blood drained in a single evening. Congratulations, Fanged Ones! Second prize is to the Dark Lagoon Leeches, who also have a real taste for blood...
[The crowd cheers again, and Jack takes the opportunity to slip off. It is strange, but all the applause makes him feel horrible. He needs to go someplace that will cheer him up. He heads for the graveyard] [He is so preoccupied that he never notices the frail, melancholy figure of Sally the Rag Doll watching him. Sally is mournful, as well, and with nice reason. She has been created by the town's official Evil Scientist. Try as she may, and she has tried many times, Sally can't seem to escape from him. Although he is confined to a wheelchair, he guards her jealously]
Nice work, bone daddy.
Yeah, I guess so. Just like last year, the year after that, and the year before that.
The job I have for you is top secret, it requires craft, cunning, mischief...
And we thought you didn't like us, Jack. [she, Lock and Barrel giggle at this]
Absolutely no one is to know about it, not a soul! Now, and one more thing, leave that no-account Oogie Boogie OUT OF THIS! [whispers for a time]
Whatever you say, Jack.
Of course, Jack.
Wouldn't dream of it, Jack.
[The trio giggle again, and reveal that they have all crossed their fingers]
This device is called a nutcracker.
Jack! Jack! We got him! We got him! [they appear with a full sack]
Perfect! Open it up, quickly! [they open the sack and the Easter Bunny leaps out] That's not Sandy Claws.
It isn't?
Who is it?
A BUNNY!
NOT Sandy Claws! Take him back!
We followed your instructions.
We went through the door.
Which door?! There's more than one! Sandy Claws is behind the door shaped like THIS! [holds up a Christmas tree shaped cookie]
I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, sir. [to Lock, Shock and Barrel] Take him home first, and apologize again! Be careful with Sandy Claws when you fetch him. Treat him nicely!
Got it!
We'll get it right...
...Next time!
They're trying to hit us. [calls to Zero] ZERO! [Zero looks back at Jack, the military canon made a target and fires. It hits the entire sleigh Jack is driving, now falling] MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!
I knew this Christmas thing was bad idea. [gets in] I felt it in my gut. [starts the car and drives away, through megaphone] Terrible news, folks! The most tragedy of our time! Jack has been blown to smithereens! Terrible, terrible news!
