Kid
Santa?
Jack
Merry Christmas! And what is your name?
Kid
I... um...
Jack
That's all right. I have a present for you anyway. There you go, sonny!
Mother
[Jack slips out up the chimney, cackling as he goes]
And what did Santa bring you, Honey?
[The kid shows his parents his present—a shrunken head.] Mother, Father Aaaaaahhhhhh!

