Gina Piccolapupula Snowball's a clown, Mace, clowns aren't funny.
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Woman in Crowd
It's Abraham Lincoln! May I have your autograph, Mr. Lincoln? I'm a big fan.
Andy You okay, boss?
Mace Montana Well, my chin's banged up pretty bad... I think my ribs are broken... and it feels like I punctured a major organ, Andy... but I'm circus.
Paolo Piccolapupula
I'm Paolo.
Giancarlo Piccolapupula
I'm Giancarlo.
Dino Piccolapupula
I'm Dino
Antonio Piccolapupula
I'm Antonio.
[shouting]
All I wanted was a measly sandwich. I very nicely explained that I was starving. I'm starving. Please.
Mr. Ryan [angrily]
Sorry, ladies, I guess you'll just have to wait. You remember, nobody is as important in this community as Pee-wee Herman. All you other shoppers will just have to play second fiddle to Pee-wee. I guess that's just the way things are around here. My whole purpose in life is to serve Pee-wee Herman. Everything else comes second. Here's your sandwich. Is there anything else I can do for you, Pee-wee?
Well, I would like to have a pickle if it's not too much trouble.
Mr. Ryan Oh, no trouble at all, Pee-wee. Sorry, Otis. Sorry, Deke. [opens a barrel, knocking over their chess board] Game's over. Pee-wee Herman wants a pickle. Here, here's you darn pickle. Are you happy now?
Mmm-hmm.
I'm on my way to a career in agriculture. I hope to be the next George Washington Carver. You know who George Washington Carver was, Mace?
Mace Yes, I do. First President of the United States.
[laughs]
No. He was a scientist. His research as an agricultural chemist revolutionized farming. He was the father of the peanut. He discovered over 300 uses for it! Instant coffee, soap, and ink, to name just a few.
Vance the Pig
So how was lunch?
Fine, let's go get something to eat.
Vance the Pig
We do not want to end up with a low potassium level.
Duh, Vance! You'd think I never went to agricultural junior college!
Vance
Splendid! I'm very satisfied with these results, Pee-wee.
Me, too, Vance. If we keep going at this rate, people will only have to buy 1 tomato a year.
Vance
We do not wanna end up with a low potassium level.
Duh, Vance. You'd think I never went to agricultural junior college!
Vance
Sorry.
Winnie Johnston [witnessing Pee-wee and Gina sharing a long kiss]
Pee-wee! [throws the egg sandwiches in the waterfall and takes off]
Gina Piccolapupula Who is that?
Her? Oh, she's my fiancee.
[Gina slaps Pee-wee and takes off]
Zelda [snaps her fingers to get a waitress' attention]
Miss. Miss?! MISS! Miss, please, we're starving over here.
Duke [The waitress walks up to other customers]
Excuse me. We were here before them.
Zelda What do we have to do to get served over here?!
Duke I'm gonna take a bite outta that broad's bazoo if she doesn't get over here now!
Andy Down, Duke. Don't work yourself into a lather!
[School children are staring at Pee-wee and Winnie]
Why don't you take a picture? It'll last long!
[School children whip out cameras, flashbulbs go off]
Ahh! Paparazzi! [poses suggestively]
Winnie Johnston Oh, Pee-wee, really. Now, children, Mr. Herman and I would like to have a quiet lunch. Why don't you go play with Vance?
I call it... the hot dog tree, because... Well, it's a hot dog tree.