The Blue Raja quotes
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"Allow me to introduce myself: the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware. Forks a speciality."
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"He is rather ripping, isn't he? With the spinning and the hurting and the kicking..."
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"Well, well, well — if it isn't our old friends the Red-Eyes. Good evening, gentlemen. We weren't expecting to see you again so...spoon!"
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"There aren't any evil trios, are there? No — they all have to travel in gangs like little babies."
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"The point is, your boy's a Limey fork-flinger, mother. Hard cheese to swallow, I know, but there it is."
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"I knew I should have brought my large pie-server."
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"But, seeing as it is your first night I shall FORKgive you if you FORKget."