“Oh yeah, well, maybe if we had a billionaire benefactor like Lance...” – The Shoveler, Mystery Men ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Mystery Men 1999

The Shoveler

Oh yeah, well, maybe if we had a billionaire benefactor like Lance Hunt, then we could afford some advertising.

Mr. Furious

I think that's because Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing.

Blue Raja

Oh, here we go.

Shoveler

Oh, don't start that again! Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses.

Mr. Furious

[Long-suffering]

He takes them off when he transforms.

Shoveler

That doesn't make any sense. He wouldn't be able to see!

In this scene

Mr. Furious Ben Stiller More Mr. Furious quotes →

The Shoveler William H. Macy More The Shoveler quotes →

The Blue Raja Hank Azaria More Blue Raja quotes →

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