Have you ever heard of Carmine the Bowler?
Have we ever heard...
Cor blimey, miss, don't tell us you're the Bowler's daughter!
I seem to remember there being a little controversy around his death.
That's right. The police said it was an accident. He'd come home late one night and fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
You know, I've always suspected a bit of foul play.
As have I.
