Casanova Frankenstein
Ah, the old Disco Room. Just as I left it.
Tony P
You been locked up for twenty years, Casanova. A lot of things have changed since then.
Casanova Frankenstein
It must have been hard for you, Tony, the way times and styles have changed... hearing the people say that disco is dead...
Tony P
[Snapping]
Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!
Casanova Frankenstein
Yes, Tony! That is the passion I remember! Stick with me, Tony, and you will dance again... when I rule this town.
Tony P
What do we got here?
TC Tony C
I think they're supposed to be jive superheroes.
Tony P
Well, they made a big mistake coming to Casanova's place. [he draws a gun; the heroes snicker.] What's so funny?
Mr. Furious
That's it? That's your power? You have guns? Couldn't you be a little more creative than that?
Blue Raja
Pardon the impertinence, guv'nor, but what the devil does a pistol have to do with disco?
DB Disco Boy
It's a Saturday Night Special.
Mr. Furious
Weak.
Blue Raja
At best. [more Disco Boys arrive, armed with a variety of blunt instruments.]
Shoveler
Check out the guy with the pipe. What are you, the Disco Plumber?
Blue Raja
There's no theme at all here, mates!
Mr. Furious
I mean, if you're gonna carry a chain, at least make it a gold chain, and that's just off the top of my head... [To Tony C] Yo, what's up, Tiger Lily?
TC Tony C
Top of your head, huh?
[The Disco Boys beat the heroes up]
Invisible Boy
So what's the name of this team? How about the Super Squad?
Tony P
[Tony P and Tony C appear with gun-toting Disco Boys]
How about the Six Dead Guys in Their Stupid Costumes? No, no, no — the Magnificent Dead Guys. How about that?
TC Tony C
How about the Legendary Superfreaks?
Tony P
Way too positive. They totalled our car.
