A scene from Mystery Men 1999

What do we got here?

Tony C

I think they're supposed to be jive superheroes.

Well, they made a big mistake coming to Casanova's place. [he draws a gun; the heroes snicker.] What's so funny?

That's it? That's your power? You have guns? Couldn't you be a little more creative than that?

Pardon the impertinence, guv'nor, but what the devil does a pistol have to do with disco?

Disco Boy

It's a Saturday Night Special.

Weak.

At best. [more Disco Boys arrive, armed with a variety of blunt instruments.]

Check out the guy with the pipe. What are you, the Disco Plumber?

There's no theme at all here, mates!

I mean, if you're gonna carry a chain, at least make it a gold chain, and that's just off the top of my head... [To Tony C] Yo, what's up, Tiger Lily?

Tony C

Top of your head, huh?
[The Disco Boys beat the heroes up]

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