The Wild (2006) · 37 quotes
Bridget
Benny, please tell me we're not in a dangerous jungle with an 8-inch squirrel protecting us.
Benny
Actually, I'm 9 inches. But other than that, yes.
Bridget
So that means...
Nigel
We are going to die! [screaming]
[Larry, Bridget and Nigel begin freaking out and running around in circles.]
Larry
Eww! What is this stinky place?
It, uh…
Nigel
Oi!
…appears to be a human bathing area.
Nigel
You mean humans don't lick themselves clean? Disgusting!
Bridget
Oh, they're hopeless. It is hard to believe they are the top of the food chain.
Nigel
I can't imagine beginning the day without licking myself.
Think. What did Benny say? Couple of lefts, couple of rights… [sighs] Bridget, can you see the green lady?
Bridget
I'm looking, I'm looking, but I can't see over anything for a change.
Nigel
How far are you away? You in a different continent? Ow! Is that you, Larry?
Larry
Up here, Nige.
Nigel
You're a very furry snake.
Guys, shh. We don't want to draw attention to ourselves.
Nigel
I'm gonna throw up! I'm gonna throw up! I'm gonna throw up!
Bridget
Not to nitpick, but shouldn't you be tearing them to shreds?
All part of the plan. This maneuver's known as the Serengeti Slip. Page ten of the Predator's Playbook.
Larry
Are we in the right place?
Nigel
Any place without two hilarious alligators seems a move in the right direction.
Bridget
Sam! Do you see anything up there?
I sure do.
Bridget
Well, well, well. There she is, like Hamir said.
Nigel
And it's sunrise, which means we're a tad short on time.
Guys, look. We know the box Ryan's in is green. It's gotta be around here somewhere, so I need you to…
Larry
Yeah. So we should shout out if we see a box that looks exactly like the ones over there.
Nigel
Here I come! Hey! [jumps off a tree branch and lands on a metal fence] Who put that bar there?
Did too! Did not! Did too! Did not!
Out of my way, you bum! There's that moth-eaten koala!
Nigel
I've told you flamingos a hundred times, walk.
How about an autograph?!
Nigel
Don't…
Birds! Find the string on his back! [flamingos attack Nigel] So you're havin' a really nice day!
Guys!
Huh?
Off my co-captain, now.
Eh, sorry, Samson. [grunts]
Nigel
OW! That didn't hurt.
Bridget
Hey! I am not in the mood for a game of footsie or hoofsie or pawsie or…
Nigel
That wasn't my paw. It was this! [turns on the Statue of Liberty torch] I didn't steal it. I borrowed it. It'll light the way to Ryan.
Nigel
If you don't give us ice creams pretty quick, you're gonna walk the plank, sir.
Girls, put him down.
Nigel
I am not a doll!
Cushy Tushy!
Nigel
Ah! Leave my bum alone!
Benny
Nigel, get your paws off my girlfriend!
Bridget
Benny, I am not your girlfriend!
Nigel
Ooh. Does anyone have any eucalyptus wipes?
Bridget
Sam!
I improvised. Now jump!
Bridget
Down there?
Yes!
Bridget
Whoa!
Nigel
Waaah!
We're leaving, Larry! Whoa!
Larry
Whoa-ah. Ugh! Uh-oh.
