Scenes with Benny
12 scenes
TD Truck driver
OK, they're all loaded up! You don't think I know? Let's get movin'!
Ryan
[Ryan is kidnapped and loaded onto a semi-trailer truck.]
I change my mind! I don't wanna go! Help!
S Samson
[Sam hears his son calling for help.]
Ryan?
Ryan
Help me!
Bridget
[Sam runs past his friends.]
Sam?
Benny
Wait for us!
Ryan
[They follow after Samson and investigate.]
Dad!
Ryan
Dad! Don't let them take me! No!
Ryan
Dad! Help me!
S Samson
[Everyone watched as Ryan was taken away.]
Benny, we need that truck followed.
Benny
Check.
S Samson
Get me... the pigeons.
H Hamir
Aaahh! I am wanting snake eyes! Come on, baby. Come on, just throw it. Aaahh? Hamir! You are the great loser of all time! What offerings must I make, I wonder?
Benny
Hamir! Hamir! Get a grip on yourself!
H Hamir
Aaahh! Benny! I am needing till Friday before I am paying you back!
Benny
No, no. It's Ryan. He's in one of those green boxes and they took him away in a truck! We've got to find him!
Bridget
Benny, please tell me we're not in a dangerous jungle with an 8-inch squirrel protecting us.
Benny
Actually, I'm 9 inches. But other than that, yes.
Bridget
So that means...
Nigel
We are going to die! [screaming]
[Larry, Bridget and Nigel begin freaking out and running around in circles.]
Benny
Hey, watch where you goin', you, big, big...!
Benny
[The music begins playing Lovin' You by Minnie Riperton]
Bridget.
Bridget
Don't stare at my spots, Benny. My eyes are up here.
[the music stops when Benny hears a crash]
Ryan
I can't even roar. How would you even know I'm there?
S Samson
So you really think it dropped an octave?
Benny
Absolutely. Hmph. What the heck is an octave?
Ryan
I heard that.
Benny
Mm. Cholesterol. I'll stick with the nuts. [grunts]
S Samson
I don't know what his problem is, Benny. He's 11, but he's still roaring at a nine-year-old level.
Benny
Little help here, Sammy? You know what? Maybe you're setting the bar too high, um, with all those stories about Samson the Wild.
S Samson
Hey, he's always loved those stories! They inspire him.
Benny
OK, OK. I'm not gonna argue with someone who can use my tail as dental floss. Oh, Sammy, you got something right there.
Benny
No, no, other side.
Benny
Oh, uh… [stammering]
S Samson
Oh, sorry, Benny.
Benny
You got it.
W Woman
[screaming]
It's a rat! Get that rat off my baby!
Benny
A rat? [spinning in the air holding a candy necklace] Hello!
Benny
[shudders]
Rats do not got bling like this, lady.
W Woman
You little...! [smacks Benny with her purse]
Benny
Lastly, that is the ugliest baby I've ever seen!
S Samson
Benny, stealing candy from a baby?
Benny
Stealing is such a strong word. I prefer "liberating".
Benny
[after being confronted by a pack of wildebeest]
Don't panic, I'm in charge here.
Bridget
That's why we're panicking!
Benny
I say we fan out in circles.
Bridget
What are we, peacocks? We don't fan, we run. Run for your lives, everybody!
Larry
Guys, I've got an idea! Why don't we ask them? [points at the wildebeests]
W Wildebeest
I'll take the one with the funny knees.
Benny
The funny knee...? Huh? [gives out a battle cry] Yaah!
Bridget
Benny, no! [Benny charges, but the wildebeest knocks him out] Benny?
W Wildebeest
Get them! [Bridget and Larry scream in shock]
Benny
[cut to Benny, with the dung beetles]
Mm, what? Wha... wha...? Whoa. Wait! What, what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Hey, hey, hey! Ow, ow, ow! Hey! Ow! Get off me! [to the dung beetles] What is goin' on here?!
DB Dung Beetle 1
Stinky does not speak.
DB Dung Beetle 2
It rolls like a little ball.
Benny
Wait, wait. You guys think I'm a...?
DB Dung Beetle 1
[to Benny]
Achtung, Stinky!
DB Dung Beetle 2
Less talk, more roll.
Benny
What the...? [grunting] Hey!
DB Dung Beetle 1
Rolling the dung is good for tight buns! [chuckles as he rolls away]
Benny
I'll give you something to roll about! [spins around to the ground, shuddering] It's a good thing Bridget didn't see that!
Benny
[Benny walks up to Hamir]
Hamir! Hamir! [smacking Hamir] Get a grip on yourself!
H Hamir
[screams]
Oh, Benny, I am needing until Friday before I pay you back.
Benny
No, no, it's Ryan. He's in one of those green boxes, and they took him away in a truck! We got to find him.
H Hamir
That is not good, not good at all. [pigeons are dancing behind him trying to tell him something] Ah! I know, I know! I am telling him, you crazy pigeons! [sighs]
S Samson
Girls, put him down.
Nigel
I am not a doll!
Nigel
Ah! Leave my bum alone!
Benny
Nigel, get your paws off my girlfriend!
Bridget
Benny, I am not your girlfriend!
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