Jim Belushi movie quotes

View Quote I had always heard about call backs. But I had never gotten one!

View Quote Can I have coffee?

View Quote What the schnitzel?

View Quote Bridget: Benny, please tell me we're not in a dangerous jungle with an 8-inch squirrel protecting us.
Benny: Actually, I'm 9 inches. But other than that, yes.
Bridget: So that means...
Nigel: We are going to die! [screaming]
[Larry, Bridget and Nigel begin freaking out and running around in circles.]

View Quote Benny: Hey, watch where you goin', you, big, big...!
[The music begins playing Lovin' You by Minnie Riperton]
Benny: Bridget.
Bridget: Don't stare at my spots, Benny. My eyes are up here.
[the music stops when Benny hears a crash]

View Quote Woman: [screaming] It's a rat! Get that rat off my baby!
Benny: A rat? [spinning in the air holding a candy necklace] Hello!
Baby: Silly, silly rat.
Benny: [shudders] Rats do not got bling like this, lady.
Woman: You little...! [smacks Benny with her purse]

View Quote Rocko: [escapes from the Leopard Seal] You idiot! You almost got me killed! What's the matter with you?! You risk your life to get back to that chick and give her that blasted pebble! You're crazy! You're insane! YOU'RE AMAZING!

View Quote Rocko: I'll give it three days tops and you'll be in the belly of anything from a killer whale, to a sardine.

View Quote Rocko: You're either the greatest romantic hero of all time... or you're the stupidiest penguin who's ever lived!

View Quote [helicopter pilots are shooting up Dooley's car] Well, it's not the Eyewitness News Team. [flames erupt underneath Dooley's car] I think somebody is mad at me. [Dooley's car explodes] DEFINITELY somebody is mad at me.

View Quote Lyman: Dooley, what is it about me that makes you so passionate?
Dooley: Well, it's not your looks, Lyman. I guess it's your job.
Lyman: And knowing your methods of law enforcement, I don't suppose that you have a search warrant?
Dooley: Dog ate it. You can hang around his tail for an hour.

View Quote Tracy: Do you know you have an animal growing out of your pants?
Dooley: Thanks, hon. I also have a dog here.

View Quote [To The Ghost] Hey! Remember... [Pats chest saying in English accent] Heart.

View Quote And you're a Brit. The ghost should be a Brit. [Mimics English accent] To get the jolly old tone right, right?

View Quote The Ghost: [Sees Roy at metal detectors at Rhinehart Inc. entrance] Roy. [Getting wanded and frisked]] Who're you expecting to bomb you, Random House?
Roy Quigley: We're publishing Lang's memoirs. That's enough to make us a target, apparently.
The Ghost: [Gets his effects back] Thank you. [In elevator] How many have you seen?
Roy Quigley: Five. You're the last. I must be honest. I don't think you're the right man for this assignment.
The Ghost: Then it's a good job it's not your decision, Roy.
[Roy and The Ghost enter office]
Roy Quigley: John Maddox, chief executive of Rhinehart, New York.
The Ghost: [Shakes hand] Sir.
Roy Quigley: Sidney Kroll, Mr. Lang's Washington attorney.
The Ghost: [Shakes hand] Mr. Kroll.
Roy Quigley: And Nick Ricardelli I believe you know.
The Ghost: [Rick puts hand on The Ghost's back and guides him to couch] All right, Rick.
John Maddox: All right, I gather from Rick you're aware of the situation? Perhaps you can enlighten us and tell us what exactly you're gonna bring to this project.
The Ghost: Nothing. No, I'm not gonna pretend to be someone I'm not. You have my CV.
Roy Quigley: His last effort was the autobiography of a magician, I Came, I Sawed, I Conquered.
Rick Ricardelli: Yeah, and it went straight to number one, so...
The Ghost: After you turned it down, Roy. Look, I don't read political memoirs. Who does? And I gather you've spent $10 million on this book. How much of that are you gonna see back? Two? Three? It's bad news for your shareholders. And it's worse news for your client, Mr. Kroll. Adam Lang, he wants a place in history, not in the remainder tables.
Roy Quigley: Oh, please!
The Ghost: It's because I know nothing about politics that I'll ask the questions that get right to the heart of who Adam Lang is. And that is what sells autobiographies. Heart.
Rick Ricardelli: Wow! That's nicely done.
Roy Quigley: What utter balls!
John Maddox: You think so?
Roy Quigley: John, of course. Adam Lang's a world historical figure. His autobiography is gonna be a world-publishing event.
John Maddox: Yeah, well, I got warehouses filled with world-publishing events waiting to be pulped.
Roy Quigley: Sid?
Sidney Kroll: Adam is obviously still very upset by what happened to Mike McAra. He was irreplaceable. Irreplaceable, and yet he has to be replaced. Adam can certainly appreciate the benefits of trying someone different. In the end, it's about chemistry. Do you work out, maybe?
The Ghost: Not really.
Sidney Kroll: That's a pity. Adam likes to work out.
Roy Quigley: Actually, I know a good writer on the Guardian who uses a gym.
Rick Ricardelli: Okay, maybe we could just run over the publishing schedule, yeah?
John Maddox: We need to wrap this up in a month.
The Ghost: A month?
John Maddox: Yes.
The Ghost: You want the book in a month?
Sidney Kroll: We already have a first draft.
John Maddox: Yeah, well, it needs a lot of work. That's why I like your résumé here. You're fast, and you deliver.
Rick Ricardelli: You name it, he ghosts it.
John Maddox: And you're a Brit. The ghost should be a Brit. [Mimics English accent] To get the jolly old tone right, right? [Rick chuckles]
Sidney Kroll: Do you have any family commitments?
The Ghost: No, I have no family. Why?
Sidney Kroll: Adam is locked into a US lecture tour, also a fundraising program for the Adam Lang Foundation.
Rick Ricardelli: It's a month in the States. That's okay.
The Ghost: Couldn't I bring the manuscript back here to work on?
Sidney Kroll: I'm afraid not. It's in a secure environment in Marty Rhinehart's own house. Only a few people are allowed to handle it.
Roy Quigley: Sounds more like a bomb than a book. I will need to see it myself at some point. I am supposed to be editing it. Yeah, in theory.
John Maddox: Actually, we need to talk about that. How soon can you get over there?
The Ghost: As soon as you want.
Rick Ricardelli: He'll fly tonight.
The Ghost: Rick.
Rick Ricardelli: It's okay.
John Maddox: [After silence with Sidney giving an informal eye flash] Okay, you're in.
The Ghost: [Gets up] Oh!
John Maddox: [Shakes The Ghost's hand and pats him on shoulder] Congratulations.
The Ghost: Thank you. Thanks.
John Maddox: [Off camera] Rick.
The Ghost: [To Sidney] Thank you.
Sidney Kroll: [Holds up bag] Actually, I have something here you might want to look at.
The Ghost: Is that... Is that...
Sidney Kroll: No, no, no, this isn't Adam's book. No, it's another client of mine. Yeah, perhaps you can let me know what you think.
The Ghost: Sure.
Sidney Kroll: Okay, if you're gonna get that evening flight, we'd better talk contracts with Rick here. [To dazed Roy] Wanna show our friend to the door? [Raises voice] Would you?! Roy?! [Roy comes to]
Rick Ricardelli: Call you in an hour, buddy.
John Maddox: [To The Ghost at door] Hey! Remember... [Pats chest saying in English accent] Heart.

View Quote Dan: You gave my baseball sweater away to a superhero?!

View Quote [Dan enters while the German Shepherds are attacking Barsinister.]
Barsinister: Look who they decided to send up, the hero idiot.
Dan: I prefer the term "visionary". [uses a metal syringe on Barsinister's left shoulder, stopping his powers]
Barsinister: Oh! [groaning]

View Quote Jack: Dad. Dad, hey.
Dan: Hey, how are you? What's up?
Jack: Do you need help?
Dan: Yeah, sure. Yeah, thanks.
Jack: OK, wait. I'm going to go put these inside and then we're going to go for a walk.
Dan: A walk? You and me are going to go for a walk?
Jack: Yeah, you know, just chill, talk, hang out. OK, come on.
Dan: What happened there?
Jack: Dad, wait.
Dan: No, Jack. What? Yeah, hang out.
Jack: Dad, look, I can explain.
Dan: Yeah, well, don't tell me the dog did it. Look, we'll talk about it later. Right now I'm going to take that dog back to the pound.
Jack: Dad, no! No, please. I want to keep him.
Dan: You told me you didn't want the dog.
Jack: Who, me? No way. I told you I've wanted a dog since I was, like, eight.
[whimpers]
Dan: All right, but it's your responsibility, all right? You got to feed it. You got to brush it. You got to walk it. You got to train it.
Jack: Trust me, Dad. This dog will do things that will blow your mind.
Dan: This better be chili!
[whimpers]